The King is Dead!

The last week in M1 has definitely been hard. Under the oppressive reign of tyranny by Mr. Coyle we suffered quite a bit. For instance, shy little Lucas was pointed out as a conspirator of treason simple for singing his ABC's with his soft voice. This is like the colonists of AmericaThat must show at least some of the tyranny that King Coyle was layin' down. There was also much injustice in the classroom as we were denied of our basic rights. Poor little children with short term memory relied on agendas to remember their assignments. When they forgot to do an assignment King Coyle promptly whipped them and accused them of treason and what not. This resembles the stamp act that the British enforced with the colonists. If someone wasn't able to pay the tax on their paper they might not be able to make something like a newspaper that many people needed. They could even be punished for this! There was even some self-determination in M1 as some people refused to pay the taxes that King Coyle gave, just as it happened with the colonists of America. The autopsy regarding the king's death is speculated to relate to stress and an unusual amount of meat eaten as the king sat in a chair by the ocean. I simply felt that he died because of how wonderfully funny he was. He was very funny. He was so funny he made funny people look...not funny.